Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
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It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
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I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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