OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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