Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
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They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
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I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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