Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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