he was CRYING into my vagina
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
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Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
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I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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