Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(410): View more from Maryland

he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.

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(239): View more from Florida

So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.

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(316): View more from Kansas

I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?

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(713): View more from Texas

Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship

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(661): View more from California

ive cried into many a lonely burritos..

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(614): View more from Ohio

I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it

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I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.

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(585): View more from New York

I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper

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