There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I had a long pep-talk with my penis that ended in "I love you, I'll try harder and I'm sorry."
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
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you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
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After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?