home. puking in laundry basket.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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