My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
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