I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
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I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
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LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Randomize