Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Randomize
