so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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