she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
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i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
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my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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