if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
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And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
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SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
I need to keep a secret stash of instant alcoholic margaritas for when i deal with people. For example, right now, im grading, and I just don't fucking care any more. My students should make a thank you card for Jose Cuervo.
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
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