I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
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i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
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Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
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