Hey man sorry I got all grabby
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
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Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
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So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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