I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
God gave him joint rollers for hands
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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