these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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