The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
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