This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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