belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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