rhymes with "ouble enetration"
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
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