Yo dont text me then not text me
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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