Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
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Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
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Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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