Its about making memories worth repressing
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
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Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
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For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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