Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
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i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
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Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
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