so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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