well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
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i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
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Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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