In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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