Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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