Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
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