You're completely useless in the revolution.
Acid is not a monday night drug
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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