i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize
