I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
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Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
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He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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