I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Went to bed at 4 in a strangers bed. woke up wearing scrubs, realized i was gonna be late for work so i just wore the same clothes as the day before... i don't have a toothbrush and im pretty sure there is leftover semen in my mouth. at some point i think i was at the beach cuz theres is sand in my underwear. i love newport already.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
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Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
I will be naked everywhere
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
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Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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