Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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