if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
it wasn't lemon gatorade
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
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