you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
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On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
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I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
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