butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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