Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
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You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
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Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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