She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
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