why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
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I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
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But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
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