Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
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I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
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bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.