Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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