She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
That chode just called off the engagement. I just dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. And I’ve forgotten to take my birth control for the past two weeks. He’s fucked!
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
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