I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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