I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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