Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
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