youre lurking in front of me
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
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