i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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