if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
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Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
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And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
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