like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Acid is not a monday night drug
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
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I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
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He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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