he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
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well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
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We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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