used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
Best friends brother. Beat that.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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