I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
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