there's paper in my vomit.
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
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