I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
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