do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
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normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
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Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
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